Put on your yarmulke

Here comes Chanukah

So much funukah

To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights



When you feel like the only kid in twon without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So do Kirt Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah



Guess who eats together and the CarDeli

Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too

Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew



You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"

'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish



Put on your yarmulke

It's time for Chanukah

The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs

Celebrates Chanukah



O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

But guess who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby



Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not but guess who is

All three Stooges

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is



Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrte Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonicah

On this lovely, lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonicah

And smoke your marijuanikah

If your really, really wannakah

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

Happy Chanukah