Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink

Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say

Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again

Say, what was your name, anyway

Well, we're workin' on the problem

We'll get back to ya soon (yeah)

But don't try to call me

I'll be in a meeting every afternoon

For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch

Thanks for droppin' by and have a nice day



The check's in the mail (hey)

You're beautiful

Don't ever change

You know what I mean

My girl will call your girl

We'll talk, we'll do lunch

Or leave a message on my machine

So baby, won't you sign

On the dotted line

I'm gonna make your dreams come true

The check's in the mail

Would I lie to you



Well, hey, wait a minute

What's the matter, hold on

You want me to fork over the loot

You say you hate my guts

You wanna take me to court

And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit

Well, I'm proud to say you're not

The only critic of mine (yeah)

So if you wanna sue me

I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line

Take a number, thanks for calling

Who loves you, baby

Don't forget to read the fine print



See, the check's in the mail (hey)

You're beautiful

Don't ever change

You know what I mean

My girl will call your girl

We'll talk, we'll do lunch

Or leave a message on my machine

So baby, won't you sign

On the dotted line

I'm gonna make your dreams come true

The check's in the mail

Would I lie to you



Aw, trust me



The check's in the mail (hey)

You're beautiful

Don't ever change

You know