Bridge:

3, 6, 9

The goose drank wine

The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line

The line broke, the monkey got choked

And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat



Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Slap

Clap Pat! Clap your hand...

Pat it on your partner's hand... right hand

Clap Pat! Clap your hand...

Cross it with your left arm

Pat your partner's left palm

Clap Pat! Clap your hand...

Pat your partner's right palm

Clap Slap! Clap your hand...

Slap your thigh and sing a little song



Chorus:

My mama told me if I was lucky

That she would treat me

If I was goody

My Aunty told her, I should act olderBR> No I'm not kidding

That's what she told her



3, 6, 9

The goose drank wine

The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line

The line broke, the monkey got choked

And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat



Clap Clap!

Clap your hands and prepare to Pat

Take your right arm

Pat your partner's palm with your right palm



Clap!

Take your hand back and clap

Clap!

Take your right arm

Cross your right arm with your left arm

Pat your partner's left palm with your left palm

Clap!

Now back with a clap

Take your hand to your palm and slap your thigh

And watch the fun materialize

As you sing this little song:



(Chorus)



[whisper]



(Bridge)



(Chorus x2)



That's what she told her

I don't believe It

Yeah right

Can you believe it?



(Bridge)