If Clinton had AIDS, we'd have a cure in a year

We'd be doing much more if Al Gore were a queer

We'd be close to a cure if Hillary were a guy

It'd be priority one if one of them were going to die



If Clinton were a woman, there'd be no more glass ceiling

Equal rights, equal pay, the old boys' club would be reeling

He'd have a much higher voice; he'd have much smaller bones

If Clinton were a woman, I'd pay to see him with Paula Jones



If Clinton liked rap, he'd be hooked on ebonics

He'd be hard to decode, but a lot more laconic

He'd be one bad, righteous, dope homey mo-fo

If Clinton liked rap, Hillary would be the first ho