THE ARRIVAL



Rael:



I wandered lonely as a cloud,

Till I came upon this dirty street.

I've never seen a stranger crowd;

Slubberdegullions on a squeaky feet,



Continually pacing,

With nonchalant embracing,

Each orifice disgracing

And one facing me moves to say "hellay".



His skin's all covered in slimy lumps.

With lips that slide across each chin.

His twisted limbs like rubber stamps

Are waved in welcome say 'Please join in.'



My grip must be flipping,

Cos his handshake keeps slipping,

My hopes keep on dipping

And his lips keep on smiling all the time.



Slipperman:



"We like you, have tasted love.

Don't be alarmed at what you see,

You yourself are just the same

As what you see in me."



Rael:



Me, like you? like that!



Slipperman:



"You better watch it son, your sentence has only just begun

You better run and join your brother John."



A VISIT TO THE DOKTOR



Slipperman:



"You're in the colony of slippermen.

There's no who? why? what? or when?



You get out if you've got the gripe

To see, Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper-

he'll whip off your windscreenwiper



Rael:



John and I are able

To face the Doktor and his marble table.



The Doktor:



Understand Rael, it's the end of your tail.



Rael:



"Don't delay, dock the dick!"

I watch his countdown timer tick......



THE RAVEN



He places the number into a tube,

A yellow plastic "shoobedoobe".

It says: "Though your fingers may tickle

You'll be safe in our pickle."

Suddenly, black cloud comes down from the sky.-acapo