[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

diner.



[Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today?



[Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,

the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I

saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees

with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...I'm watching my

weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead

of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the

may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate

plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate

special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-



[Waiter:] I'll come back when you're ready.



[Excited Southerner:] Hoooo...