[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]

"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."



[Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?"

[Excited Southerner:] "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're --

very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo --

you'the -- we've known each other for so long now,

and-uh, it's about time that the two of us --

we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I --

tell you that much -- hoo --

getting ahead of myself --

got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across

to you right now, hoo, I mean,

whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,

you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,

there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the --

hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional --

you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,

someday you're going to love me, and that -- that's fi--

til death do us part I,

we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset --

no prenuptial agree --"

[Girl:] "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?

Because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment."

[Excited Southerner:] "Coooooo."