Male Tenor:

The girl wants to fix him some broth.



Female Soprano:

Tinselcock!



Chorus:

Doo-wee-oo

Tinselcock, my baby



Female Soprano:

Would you like some broth?



Male Tenor:

Some nice soup



Female Soprano:

Some hot broth?



Male Tenor:

Small dogs in it



Female Soprano:

Yooooouuuu . . . Do you?



Male Tenor:

You like broth?

Dog broth?



Female Soprano:

Hot broth?



Male Tenor:

You like dog broth hot?



Female Soprano:

Hot dogs debris



Male Tenor:

How do you like it?

Debris of the four styles offered

Debris broth breath

And the ever popular hygienic

European version

Tinselcock!



Chorus:

Tinselcock!



Male Tenor:

Which do you choose?