{Kool Keith on the phone}

Hello -- did Cathy come in today, or what?

I'm startin to not, to like, what's she's doin at me

She's not on time, you know her hair ain't combed

She's not dressed properly

She's always wearin jeans, and this is a company

where you wear dresses, and you look neat and come in

with your briefcase

And we're taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped



[Kool Keith]

Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure

Space investor, Wall Street Journal analysist

The rates of companies by speed Paine-Webber

Merryl Lynch, no other than Solomon Brothers

Banking system with my computer wisdom

Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie

Girls know I'm fly -- on the A-X-1 new floppy disk

";Hello? There's somebody out there to see you";

No, tell her to call me back

I'm busy with the President of the United States

Discussing more rates on a higher level

Don't give me feedback, I don't need that

Two trips to Costa Rica, I'll be a week back

Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack

Your budget will be low, and you'll be fired, highly retired

I'm the new boss of this company girl

(I want you to fax yourself to China OK? Do this now)



Chorus: Kool Keith *singing* (repeat 2X)



The girls don't like the job

Secretaries don't like my ways

I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot

I hire and fire, give you checks when it's hot



[Kool Keith]

Down at 55 Water Street

Top official always seein Chemical Bank, Wells Fargo

Bank of America with my fine secretary Erykah

Me and Al Sharpton was talkin about real estate in Compton

With a loan from General Mills

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