Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. FaganR.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)RobbRoy West Music (BMI)

New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po MusicChris Clark Publishing Designee.

New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)Dan Saranana Publishing Designee



Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.



Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction

The sign said no tobaccer where we sat

My wife told me that I should spit with caution

Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat



And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind

If I pack my lip and ignore the sign

'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all

Then, I've never seen anyone get so mad

From a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat

But I spit on him once, spit on him twice

Spit Skoal on the feller in the second row

Well he turned around and nearly broke my nose

I got a big fat lip, two black eyes

Shoulda just went and dipped outside



Well, it musta been about eight or nine more minutes

Until I pulled that can of Skoal back out

And I knew when I put my fingers in it

That I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd

...Look out!



And you know I really don't care if anybody minds

A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a crime

So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all

Well I've never saw people gettin' so dang mad

Worst County auction they've ever had

'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice

Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess

I even got a little on a lady's white dress

But in