Put on your yamukah

Here comes Hannukah

So much funnukah

To celebrate Hannukah



Hannukah is: the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We have eight crazy nights



When you feel like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me:



David Lee Roth

Lights the menorah

So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas

And the late Dinah Shorah



Guess who eats together at

The Carnegie Deli?

Bowser from Sha-Na-Na

And Arthur Fonzarelli!



Paul Newman's half Jewish

And Goldie Hawn's half, too

Put them together,

What a fine looking Jew!



You don't need Deck the Halls

Or Jingle Bell Rock,

'Cause you can spin a dreidel

With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish]



Put on your yamukah

It's time for hannukah

The owner of the seattle supersonica

Celebrates Hannukah



O.J. Simpson

[not a Jew]

But guess who is?

Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted]



We got Ann Landers,

And her sister Dear Abby,

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish

Not too shabby



Some people think

That Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well, he's not, but guess who is --

All three Stooges!



So many Jews are in show biz

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!



Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrate Hannukah

I hope I get a harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Hannukah

So drink your Gin and tonica

And smoke your marijuanica

If you really, really wannaca

Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah





Happy Hannukah