When we grew up and went to school

There were certain teachers who would

Hurt the children in any way they could

"OOF!" [someone being hit]

By pouring their derision

Upon anything we did

And exposing every weakness

However carefully hidden by the kids

But in the town, it was well known

When they got home at night, their fat and

Psychopathic wives would thrash them

Within inches of their lives