There was a guy from PEI they used to call Podato

He met this young Leamington Ontario Tomato

But he had eyes for other girls & she was a little mushy

So they said well let's get wed there's no sense bein fussy

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Baked sized french fries-how they love Tomatoes

So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup-(Ketchup luvs Potatoes)x2



Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday

Saturday they said OK we'll cut the cake on Sunday

But Sunday came and what a shame-They had no one to fetch it

Without a cake they just sat and ate-Potato chips and ketchup

Bake sized french fries how they love Tomatoes

So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup- (Ketchup luvs Potatoes)X2



And so this guy from Pei they used to call Podato

Got two boys and a little girl-Two spuds & one Tomato

They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry

The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country.

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