Now, a great big bully kicked

Sand in my baby's face

Last Summer at the beach.

My baby egged me on until,

He stomped a hole in me.

When I woke up somebody told me,

She had left with him arm in arm

So I went home and ordered me a book

On how to get to be big and strong.

Now I'm doing

Twenty five push-ups

Twenty five sit-ups

Dumb bells, bar bells, boy, I'll teach

The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach

'Cause, he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach

He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach

I'm gonna study up and then I'll teach

The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach

Now I gained twenty pounds and felt like a bull

So I went down to the beach

Well, I saw them together so I went up right up

I was gonna slap him off his feet

I hit him with everything that I had

But he didn't even move

How was I to know that he'd been reading up

On muscle building, too

And the nurse told me this morning

Before they set the bones that he does...

Five hundered push-ups

Five hundred sit-ups

Ouch, Dumb bells, bar bells, what a freak

The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach

'Cause he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach

He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach

But they say I'll be healed in 'bout a week

And then I'm going back down to see the bully of the beach.