Way on the other side of the Hudson

Deep in the bosom of suburbia

I met a young girl

She sang mighty fine

Tears on my pillow

and Ave Maria

Standin' by the waterfall at Paramus park

She was workin' for the friends of BAI

She was collectin' quarters in a paper cup

She was lookin' for change

And so was I

She was a jewish girl

I fell in love with her

She wrote her number on the back of my hand

I called her up I was all outta breath

I said