I fed an old stray dog this mornin' 'cause he looked hungry

I gave an old wino a dollar

'Cause he was beggin' on the street

Because you're what you are to me I sent the roses

Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat



I had some time to kill and felt a little thirsty

I went inside the local bar

And in the corner took a seat

Had my first cool sip then noticed she was cryin'

Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat



But you know I've always been so tender hearted

I just couldn't stand to watch her hurt that way

And when she said how much she wanted me to hold her

I just didn't have the heart to turn away



(spoken)

Well, I'm feelin' guilty now, but I sure found it hard

to leave her. 'Cause there she lay, sleepin' all alone

between the sheets



(sing)

I thought of your sweet love and all my good intentions

Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat

Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat