By: Lonnie Turner

Spoken: The last wombat in Mecca. Take 1.



There's some things I can't find

Some are better left alone

There are few things I won't find

Some are better left alone

Like that bulldog in the bathroom

Like that wombat on the phone



As I float in my leer jet

Without a sling shot or a shield

As I hang in my leer jet

Without a shotgun or a shield

Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past

With a bulldog at the wheel

Yeah



Can you give us a description

Said the air force on the phone

Can you certify you've seen this

Said the air force on the phone

No, but here's his passport

And his teeth mark's on the phone



If I take a long vacation

And nail my bulldog to a wall

If I leave this smoggy nation

And nail my bulldog to a wall

If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut

Will you remember me at all