(distorted repeated background theme: "barukh atah adonai eloheinu melekh ha-olam")



(spoken)

That's the holiday...

That's the hanukkah robot funk

(ba-rum-pa-pum-pum uh.)

Right about now...

Gonna drop some hanukkah science

Yeah, hmm, uh--this is it...



I press a button make the gentleman cry

I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry

I funk this joint and check out holiday gear

The system booming strictly pioneer

Under the rear

Bringing a tear

I turn it out in a holiday mode

Safe like a seatbelt in a volvo

Keeping it real like a spray-snow tree

We'll shut it down harmoniously

Rockin' softly

808 beats



(rap) i get this shit lit like a menorah

Funk so illegal i think i might need a lawyer

Not a firestarter but my beats get hotter

Even amount like an allowance (??)

Footwear riot (??) new balance

Hanukkah pimp on a check

Like a micro rock(??) gettin' in a sweat (??)

Neal's mackin' track

Ejaculatin' on buffet tables and record labels

Willin' and able

Bring my funk in place of each beat (???)

Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy

Spin around and around like a dreidel

Kind of science that puts you back in the cradle

Shit, sometimes this track's so poignant

Somebody please pass me some kind of ointment

Put these rhymes together like a thief

Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf

Dropping science, you don't even know what hits you

Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah





(background: "his eminence is gay.")



I get down, i get down, i get down all the way

Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhhhhh

I get down, i get down, i get down all the way, etc.



Hanukkah pimp [x20]

Pimpin'!!!!



(assorted noises, "menorah, menorah, menorah.......and my book (??)")