Well this is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

This is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

He was a funny little fellow

With feet just like I showed ya

Well he had a girl

And Tony got her for him

Well he had a girl

But Sinobbio says he got it

She did everything for him

That she could do

But still (still still)

He locked her in the bathroom

But still (still still)

He locked her in the bathroom

Then he took her to Milan

and locked her in the hotel too

Oh Mary Lou (Mary Lou, Mary Lou )

Oh child you big fool (big fool, big fool)

Oh Mary Lou (Mary Lou, Mary Lou )

Oh child you big fool (big fool, big fool)

You did everything for him

That you could do