Out behind the old woodshed

Snakes and snails and puppy tails

Sugar, spice, a push, a shove

A swing, a punch, to touch, to love

Out behind the old woodshed

Fountain of eternal youth

Jars of flashlight fireflies

Dig to China after lunch

Out behind the old woodshed

Words that go together well

Sugar Mountain, Babelogue

These days you think will never end

Out behind the old woodshed

Ma and pa hot on our trail

Pack a Lucky, light a smile

To go where Democrats inhale

Out behind the old woodshed

Tattoo the trees for all to see

Immortalized like Chevrolet

Sara Lee and Jimmy Dean

Out behind the old woodshed

Lie on your back and count the ways

As many as the stars above

These days you think will always stay

Out behind the old woodshed

Cotton candy in the rain

Beneath the water learn to breathe

All good things come to an end

Out behind the old woodshed

My confidant, my dearest friend

The greener blades of grass were we

These days you hoped would never end