I'm no ladies man - I don't run around

It's really not my style

I mean I like to flirt but I don't want to hurt

You could say I'm just a friendly guy

It doesn't often happen but sometimes I'll get a girl laughing

That's if she'll even give me a look

But when it comes to matters of the heart I'll tell you right up front

I'm playing by the book



Baby, there is one thing I am saving just for you

Darling, I got one thing I ain't giving to nobody but you



Sometimes if she's not shy I like to steal a little kiss

A little kiss if she's willing and young

Sometimes she'll be a little too eager

(I hate it when they almost choke you with their tongue)

That's when I back off and try and catch my breath

And think of what I've got to lose

She might be pretty and witty and fun but between the two of you

I know who I'll chose



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Sometimes I go too far - the girls just think I'm icky

They can see the boner in my pants

I know I should keep my hands to myself

But I can't -- I just can't

My skin gets creepy crawly and I'm so alcoholly

That I know it's time for me to leave

'Cause it all means nothing

I belong to you and that's something you'll just have to believe



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