hi,

my name Is what,

my name is who,

my name is ChikaChika Slim Shady

hi,

my name is huh,

my name is what,

my name is chikaChika Slim Shady



[Says] Excuse me?

Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?



Hi kids, do you like violence (yeah, yeah!)

wanna see me stick nine-inch nails

through each one of my eyelids.(uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like

i did try acid and get fucked up

worse than my life is (huh?)

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin

to get my head straight but i

can't figure out which Spice Girl

i wanna impregnate.

And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you

a base head) nuh-uh! (then why's

your face red, man you wasted)

Well since age twelve I felt like

I'm someone else cuz I hung my

original self from the top bunk

with a belt.

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela

Lee's tits off and smacked her so

hard I knocked her clothes

backwards like Kriss Kross.

I'll smoke a fat pound of grass

and fall on my ass faster than a

fat bitch who sat down too fast.

Come here slut (Shady wait a minute

that's my girl dog) I don't give a

fuck, God sent me to piss the world

off.



Chorus x2



My English teacher wanted to have sex in jr. high

the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy

I smacked him in his face wit an

eraser chased him wit a stapler and

stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.

Walked in a strip club, had my

jacket zipped up flashed the

bartender and stuck my dick in the

tip cup.

Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians,

rapin lesbians while they screamin

(let's just be friends).

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was

lied to I just found out my mo