(We're gonna do a whole one, this a keeper)



We was drivin' down a road

Doin' what would please us

And talkin' how the wise men

Found baby Jesus

We was on our way

To do some gigs

Hit the brakes too late

Runned over some pigs



Pigs, pigs, I got nothin' agin' 'em

But if you's have many pigs

You ought to learn how to pin 'em

(And this is the sad part)



Buy you a watch-dog

And name that dog Rover

To keep your pigs off the road

So they don't get runned over

(It's a true story...

I, um, I wouldn't keep that)