1. Well i've found a crouch

and i'm finally bak

Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack

I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!



2. Well she fluffs me up when shes goin on a date

Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate

Scratches me to death if her period's late

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!



3. When shes not really horny she uses vasilen

Takes a lil shower n rubs me clean

I apreciate it when im covered with cream

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!



4. Well i like it when the eat

But i dont like when they didle

I get cought when there foundered on her middle

Curl right up when she takes a lil piddle

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!



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