Woooooooh...



Ah well I saw this thing comin' out of the sky

It had one long horn and one big eye, ooh

I commenced to shakin' and I said ooh-wee

It looks like a purple people eater to me



It was a one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater

One-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater

One-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me



One-eyed

Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree

I said Mr Purple People Eater don't eat me

I heard him say in a voice so gruff

I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough



It was a one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater

One-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater

One-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me



One-horned

I said Mr Purple People Eater what's your line

He said eatin' purple people and it sure is fine

But that's not the reason that I came to land

I wanna get a job in a rock 'n' roll band



Well, bless my soul, rock 'n' roll, flyin' purple people eater

Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin purple people eater

We wear short shorts, friendly purple people eater

What a sight to see, owww



And then he swung on the tree and he lit on the ground

And he started to rock, a really rockin' around

It was a crazy ditty with a swinging' tune

Sing a bop-boppa-lupa-lopa-loop-bam-boom



Well bless my soul, rock 'n' roll, flyin' purple people eater

Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin' purple people eater

I like short shorts, flyin' purple people eater

What a sight to see



Purple people

Well he went on his way and what do you know

I saw him last night on a TV show-acapo