Gretchen Phillips)



I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be

Soon you're gonna be fucking me

I'm gonna tell you what your mama will say

"I'm ashamed my daughter is gay

I always knew that is was true

You're queer, your brother is too

I don't know what I did wrong

But I hope your fixation does not last long"



I'm gonna tell you what's going down town

All those people are putting you down

Some day you'll get scared when you're watching TV

Thinking "what the hell is wrong with me?

I must be fucked in the head

'Cause I want to take that girl to bed"

You can be afraid and it's okay

'Cause I'm so in love with you anyway



I'm gonna take you to queer bars

I'm gonna drive you in queer cars

You're gonna meet all my queer friends

Our queer, queer fun it never ends

We're gonna have a happy life

Both of us are gonna be the wife

I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be

It's queer queer fun for you and me