Cathy told me that she ran into you and
My name happened to come up

Not to see how I am
Not to send me a kiss
You just want to let people know I'm an asshole

That I'm the reason you're screwed up
Am I the reason that you're screwed up?
No!

Look, I am sorry that you're life's so difficult but
Your collapse is not my fault

Yeah, we went out for a while
It didn't end with a smile but
You were a loon before I even laid eyes on you

I'm not the reason you're screwed up
Am I the reason that you're screwed up?

I think that you should see a shrink as soon as possible
'Cause there is something that I think
There's something you should know

You're the reason
Blame yourself or someone else
Not me

Try your alchy mother
Try your sixth grade teacher
Try your bad step brother
Blame someone else
Don't blame me

I'm not the reason
Am I the reason that you're screwed up?
No!

I'm not the reason