mmm mmm mmm mmm

You know, the Rock is gonna tell you a little story,

You ain't gonna believe it,

But he's gonna tell you anyway

It's tough to be The Rock

No, no, no shut your mouth, no no, it really is

Even though The Rock is,

The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz

You see, when The Rock gets too much,

Too much of the fame and all the bright lights

He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight



Welcome to Ricks bakery, can I helpWait a minute, arent you the famous Rock?

Yeah, The Rock, the peoples champ in the house, whats happening Slick?

Oh God dang, how are ya doing, oh, you gotta take a picture before you leave

Woah, woah, woah, The Rock doesnt wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie, have ya got any of that in this bakery?

Oh, Ive got every kind of pie you can think of

I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie (blueberry, what?)

No no no, woah woah woah,

Actually Slick, it doesnt matter what type of pie you have

Let the Rock tell you a little story about pie



Driving down south, though quickly aroused

When my car caught a flat near this old farmhouse

I hope somebodys home, taking a chance at it

Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered



Youre the Rock!

Can I use the phone?

Im shaking

Sure, if youll try some of this pie Im baking

Daisy Duke shorts on, 5 foot stood,

I said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good

So she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapour

Theres a grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbour?



Well the Rock is gonna tell you again,

Kids, its tough to be the Rock

Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass

Oh, and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room,

You can all come