The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious cat



If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse

If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat

If you put me in a flat, I would rather have a house

If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat

If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse



The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious cat

And there isn't any need for me to shout it

For he will do as he do do

And there's nothing doing about it



The Rum Tum Tigger is a terrible bore



When you let me in, then I want to go out

I'm always on the wrong side of every door

And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about

I like to lie in the bureau drawer

And I make such a fuss if I can't get out



The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious cat



And there isn't any need for you to doubt it

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything about it



The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious beast



My disobliging ways are a matter of habit

If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast

When there isn't any fish, then I won't eat rabbit

If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer

For I only like what I find for myself

So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears

If you put it away on the larder shelf



The Rum Tum Tigger is artful and knowing

The Rum Tum Tigger



Doesn't care for a cuddle

But I'll leap upon your lap in the middle of your sewing

For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle



The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious cat

The Rum Tum Tigger doesn't care for a cuddle

The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious cat

And there isn't any need for me to spout it



For he will do as he do do



And there's nothing doing about it