[Announcer:]

From Southwest Detroit, deep within some island's industrial

waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!



[Shaggy 2 Dope:]

Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!

Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show

I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin know

This is my sidekick, Fat Pat

He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That's right!)

Anyhow, on my way here I almost died

This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five

They worry about drunks, and late night truckers

Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more

Then she makes a right into my side door

This comedy shit's gettin old

The game is to be sold, not to be told

Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?

SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight

That's what I'm sayin

On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin

And that ain't it, also on the show

Another motherfucker that well, some of you know

You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother

Violent J's in this motherfucker

(I like that kid Violent J)

Hey Moe! (What's up?)

How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)

That's great, now let's give a hand

To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!

We'll be right back with Violent J



[Announcer: (Playa hata:)]

Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?

(Straight up!)

There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.

(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!

(Aw hell yeah!)

Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit

Offers the finest in player hation tactics.

(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hat