The postman came on a Monday

And put a letter in the letterbox

Put a letter in the letterbox



The postman came on a Tuesday

And put a letter

And a frog in the letterbox

Put a letter and a frog in the letterbox



The postman came on a Wednesday

And put a letter

And a frog

And a mouse in the letterbox

Put a letter and a frog

and a mouse in the letterbox



The postman came on a Thursday

And put a letter

And a frog

And a mouse

And a spider in the letterbox

Put a letter and a frog and a mouse

and a spider in the letterbox



The postman came on a Friday

And put a letter

And a frog

And a mouse

And a spider

And a snail in the letterbox

Put a letter and a frog and a mouse

and a spider and a snail in the letterbox



The postman never ever came again

He was fired

And he was told

That he was a very silly boy