Well Mr.Burns had done it.

The Power Plant had won it.

With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,

Mike Socia's tragic illness made us smile,

While Wade Boggs laid unconsceince on the bar-room tile.



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We're talking softball.

From Maine to San Diego.

Talking softball, Manningly and Conseco,

Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,

We're talking Homer.....Ozzy and the Straw.



Chorus again.