(J. Roberts)



What's better than pork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!

What's better than Zork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!

What's better than spam and better than jam?



Spork, Spork, Spork!!!!



Spork is a spoon, with part of a fork.

But it's neither a spoon, not even a fork.

It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork!



What's the utensil with which you can't eat?

What's not very good for cutting red meat?

What's got personality that can't be beat?



Spork, Spork, Spork!!!!



It replaces your spoon and your fork.

But it's useless as a spoon, and as a fork.

It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork!



What's better than Tork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!

What's better than Mork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!

What's better than ham and better than glam?



Spork, Spork, Spork!!!!



Looks like a spoon, with prongs of a fork.

Eating with it makes you look like a dork.

It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork!



SONG@: Human Fish Nuggets



(J. Roberts)



they've got em in a six pack

they've got em in a twenty

when you take 'er out to dinner

you can eat 'em with your honey



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

kick ass



i saw em in D.C.

at a chinese takeout place

wasnt there to be a cannibal

i was there to stuff my face



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

oh yeah



they had em there in Leutner

straight from the greasy fryin pan

i didnt want no nuggets

grilled cheese sandwich was my plan



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

alright



(oooh human fish nuggets....rock on!)



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

far out



a wet willy war was waged

before getting on the plane

but when the plane was landin

i was in some major pain



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

from space



at the united nations

we sent PEZ up to the chair

and when anyone said dilatory

we screamed and waved our hands in the air



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

on ice



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

are nice



human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

human fish nuggets

sung thrice



SONG@: Sold My Soul



(J. Roberts)



i sold my soul to bmg

and now they're coming after me

i bought too many cd's

i sold my soul to bmg



SONG@ Orange Beef



(J. Roberts)



orange beef

coral reef

it's cow cranium

in a spicy brown sauce

take some home in a cardboard box

feed it to your goldfish

people in stone houses

shouldn't throw glass

azadeh has a huge ass



stolen chain

there was no rain

i went down to the physics lab

argued with the professor

i didnt want to realize

that he wasnt right

now the stapler has come and gone

scatter my papers out on the lawn



leeches suck

wooden duck

everyone gets down

at the wu tang wedding banquet

you can get your hair cut

while you eat lo mein

watch out for orange brain



SONG@: Mr Klaw



(J. Roberts/A. Tillotson)



mr klaw

he whine's all the time

mr klaw

he's real short

mr klaw

he doesnt get chicks

mr klaw

he says he's nice

mr klaw

he's from arkansas



why wont he just leave us alone

he should go home and chew on a bone



mr klaw

quit yur whining

mr klaw

you suck like a leech

mr klaw

thinks hes a druid

mr klaw

i dont wanna be yur apprentice

mr klaw

is coming so hide yur children

mr klaw

will marry the not so old

mr klaw

will make yur life look good

mr klaw

is really bad

just be glad he isnt yur dad

mr klaw

whine whine whine

mr klaw

all the time



why did you come into our channel

why dont you stick yur head in a camel



mr klaw

ack, he's back

mr klaw

is on the attack

mr klaw

looks dont matter

mr klaw

wants out of his town

mr klaw

has bones that will shatter

mr klaw

is going to drown

mr klaw

we dont like you

mr klaw

get off of my screen

mr klaw

is really annoying

mr klaw

might be on crack

mr klaw

go away

mr klaw

dont come back

mr klaw

we want to kill you

mr klaw is a cack