Went to a garage sale, what did I see?

My dream come true, in front of me

Three dollar special, it's my bike now

He's my best friend, though I don't know why



We climbed trees together

We picked up chicks

We're best friends forever



Now I gotta blow my nose

We had some good times, but I can't remember

And a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog

I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese

I tried to eat it, but then I threw up in my shoe