Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell

But I've been seen with Farrah

I've never been seen with anything than a nine

So fine



I've been on fire with Sally Field

Gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they did not end up as mine



It's a death defyin' life I lead

I take my chances

I die for a living in the movies and TV

But hardest thing I ever do

Is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy

While I'm bandagin' my knee



I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand new car

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Redford such a star



I've never spent much time in school

But I've taught ladies plenty

It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey)



I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown up for Raquel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay,

It's only hay (hey, hey)



I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine