From Episode 1--Where's God When I'm S-Scared?



Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow.

Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water

buffalo-ooooooooo.

I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled

some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..."



Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think

you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone

does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,

"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are

you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so

silly!"



Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to

hear Larry sing ..."



Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue.

Hers was small but