Chairman:

What's a king without his crown

Take away his thrown and gown

He could be the rabble or the russian czar

Judge each creature of our race

By each feature in their face

Look at him, I rest my case

Well, there you are

And it matters not to me what part of town you've come from

We but cheer you've made it here at all

Here within this garish parish called the music hall.....



All:

There you are

How distingue and debonair you are

There you are

Just slightly west of Leichester square you are,

Yes there you are

And Thankful we all should be full well aware we are

There you are



Prysock:

I am standing with a gent

Who seems singularly bent

On attatching both his hands to both my knees



Nutting:

I am sitting in the lap

Of a most engaging chap

And I'll let him do exactly as I please



Paget:

I've a lady down in front Who's handed me her latch key

Surely she must know that spells her doom!



Grinstead:

And these lovely people will bravo me more or less



Peregrine:

And this man has grand designs to show me

In my dressing room...

There you are

How very glad we are that

There you are

It isn't who you are but

Where you are

And there you are

And grateful we all should be full well aware we are

So lightning quick let's all kick up a fuss

We can but pray your trust is blind in us

So drink your fill and just unwind in us

A warmly wicked state of mind in us

You'll find in us

We want you and not a lot we care for where you've been

And not a jot we care how you got in

We but care that there you are

There you are