I was riding in my chariot, with this freak named
Harriet

She said my stick was ???, so she knew just where
to bury it

This girl named Sequoia, she was from Illinois-a

I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear, cuz
she made hella noise-a

This freak named Nikita Brown, I rode her like a
merry-go-round

She got to telling all her friends, that it's a
new king in town

I was on my way to Las Vegas when I bumped into
Tessy

She said her nickname was Marvin, cuz when she
had sex it got messy

This freak named Jenny Marquais, so you know I
called her Butter

Cuz when it came to summer sundresses, she had
ass like no other

The steak was always smothered, she was a freak
under the covers

You should have seen my expression, lil' pimpin,

when I got hit on by her mother

This young lady named Chanelle, she was fine as
hell

But she was 26, and her son was already twelve

I was at this little assembly, when I chopped it
up with Kimberly

Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd love
me for infinity

You should have seen the chemistry, I changed
that freak's identity

Seen her at the movies with her man, and the
bitch didn't wanna remember me

This girl named Chamere, she put diamonds in my
ears

But she also tried to put these niggas on me when
I slapped her at the pier

This girl named Cheryl Lynn, she had hella
friends

So when I brought my friends and all her friends,


then that's when the party began

This girl named Savannah, she used to love to
pout

But I used to say Don't even trip, just stick
this in your mouth

This freak named Miranda, she thought I couldn't
stand her

But yeah, I can stand ya, since I got your ass on
camera

I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart, with
this freak named Leah

Even though she was in the dark, no one could see
her, get it?

This freak named Raquela, she worked at Pac
Bell-a

She gave me the number to the pager, home, and
cellular

She had a lovely smell-a, ass like ???

I was wet like a scuba diver from the sex,
homeboy let me tell ya

Chrysler ???, with this chick named Darren

I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes, and
she just kept on starin

And then came the flarin, she said she hated
sharin

I said I'm not your man, little freak, so I'm not
really carin

This gangsta's name was Dallion, she wore gold
medallions

Every other month we'd take a flight, out to
Staten Island

She kept a 9 on the dresser cuz she had dreams of
hell

Even though we in the penthouse suite of a 5-star
hotel

I rock and I rock well, that's what I told Gail

She's a conceited little fraternity freak, up
there at Yale

Young tender named Divine, I bump in her Alpine

She was the type that looked so good, it was a
motherfuckin crime

Took her from behind, led her to the ride

Baby didn't make it home till the sun was 'bout
to rise

Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette

She used to come and get young Nickatina from off
of the set

We strikes to the checks, she pick up her Lex

We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next

I was payin my bill for cable, when I met up with
Sable

Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label

But I didn't get to hit it, because I met with
Bridget

She was Sable's secretary, that gave me head and
digits

In the parking lot of a club one night, I ran
into Kirby

Freak worked at a beauty shop, said some
gangsta's tryin to serve me

Freak you ain't worthy, your gossip column is
through

And if some cats is after me, I'm right here
mackin on you

Had to pop the collar on my coat, rev up the
vogue smoke

Looked her in the eyes and said Yeah bitch,
you're broke!

This girl named ???, Lord she was dreamy

Met her at a pool party, should have seen her
bikini

This lady's name was Val, her husband was my pal

She offered me to put in why he stressed the
?rikers out?

Gave the freak a smile, said It ain't my style

I've known the homie for a while yo, and that
would be foul

Fired up the weed, me and Saint Jean

We first had locked eyes yo, when we were
thirteen

Kissed at 15, sexed at sixteen

That's why she's with me right now in the Beam,
Tiga!