[Santa]

Ho, Ho, Ho

So many christmas letters

So many wishes

Lucy wants a squeezy doll

Jimmy wants a moon rocket

Oh, this list's rather long...



[Sum 41]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yah



[Jack Black]

Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you

'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want

I know I've been naughty

But cut me some slack

'Cause theres alotta cool shit I want

So heres my list-a

So check it a twice-a

I want:



A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front

I want:

A Motley Crue lunch box

Filled with sticky buns



I wanna see-through jump suit

That fits me tight

I want all the Beetles copyrights

I wanna chop Florida off the map

I want Pamala Anderson's speedo top!



Here ya go, Santa

That's my Christmas list

That's all the cool shit I want

But wait a minute, Santa

Here's some things I missed

There's still alotta cool shit I want



So here's my list-a

So check it a twice-a

I want:



A time machine and a BB gun

I want:

A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun

I want:

To party naked on a school bus full of nuns

I want:

A bumper pool table

And a robot pelican



There ya go, Santa

I'm sure you'll agree that

There's some really cool shit I want

I know I've been naughty

But I gaurentee

That I deserve every single one



So take my list-a

And check it a twice-a

I know i've been naughty

But life aint nice-a

Please i still-a

Need some more shit-a

I want:



I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt

I want:

A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt

I want: