Announcer: (in a *very* British accent) Ladies and gentlemen, with a tribute to the letter U, The Beetles!



(audience goes nuts with screams and applause)



"U", thinking of "U"

"U", only of "U"



You give me understanding

The whole day through

You wake me up when I am blue



"U", dreaming of "U"

"U", only of "U"

You know very well

I'm under the spell of "U"



"U", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

"U", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh



You give me my umbrella

With raindrops in view

It makes me sad when you're untrue



"U", waiting for you

"U", only for you

You know very well

I'm under the spell of "U"

I love "U"

Only "U"



(spoken as the huge letter U hanging over their heads begins to fall down)

Beetles' drummer: It's "U", lads. Run! or we'll get crushed!