All I said was--why are you so fat

If you don't want to be and all that

No big deal--I just want to know



Mind your own business--no I don't mean you

It's the table over there

I think they think I'm being rude

I'm not being rude--I just want to know



Then she said--you know

I'm gonna lose a lot of weight someday

I'll get some new clothes

I'll change my style

I'll cut my hair

I'll meet a lot of men

I'll have a lot of dates

I'll discriminate

I'll get myself together



And then I said--why not do it now

If you really want to be and all that

No big deal--I just want to know



Mind your own business--no I don't mean you

It's the table over there

I think they think I'm being rude

I'm not being rude--I just want to know



Then she said...



And then she leaned over to me

And she said--this is gonna sound weird

But the reason I don't do it now

Is I have this crazy fear

That I wouldn't know what to do

If a man thought I was... sexy or something



And then she leaned back

And I leaned back

And we didn't say very much after that