she was asleep when i hobbled to the bed

with a broken foot bleeding

i clawed at her head

"the mirror tumbled on me," i cried

"but it wasn't my fault," i lied

spend my whole life neurotic and fat

now i'm just a three-legged cat

doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that"

so now i'm just a three-legged cat

a three-legged cat