THREE OLD LADIES



Oh, dear, what can the matter be

Three old ladies locked in the lavatory

They were there from Monday to Saturday

Nobody knew they were there



The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter

She went in to be rid of some overdue water

And she stayed there far more than she ought to

And nobody knew she was there.



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The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey

She went in and made herself comfy

Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free."

And nobody knew she was there



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The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter

She was known as a world renowned farter

She went in and played a sonata

And nobody knew she was there.



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Chorus known for years, verses heard sung at the Torquay Folk

Club in Cornwall in July 1987.

recorded by Oscar Brand on Bawdy Songs 3

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