now there are three steps to heaven

just listen and you will plainly see

and as life travels on and things do go wrong

just follow steps one, two and three

step one, you find a girl you love

step two, she falls in love with you

step three, you kiss and hold her tightly

yeah that sure seems like heaven to me

the formula for heaven's very simply

just follow the rules and you will see

and as life travels on and things do go wrong

just follow steps one, two and three