Science fact is stranger than fiction

when you work with Kip.

He'll warp your logic with matters exotic

and strip away your cosmic censorship!

Jumpin into Wormholes!

And hyperspace tunnels!

Building an Einstein-Rosen Bridge

with exotic matter made up of

NEGATIVE ENERGY!



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Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!

Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!

You don't need a space ship!

Or go faster than light!

To take a time trip with Kip!

All you need is Einstein!

You'll remember your future!

Riding on a closed time-time curve!

Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!

Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!



It's all so dreamy

But the vacuum is seething

with a fluctuating quantum foam.

And if you are from a civilization

that is infinitely advanced and very, very quick

you can pull a wormhole right out of it!



Put your head into it's mouth

instantly you will pop out

into another space and time!

But you better take care on the other side

not to commit matricide!

Let's do the time warp with Kip!



Well I was taking a nap in my emedding sheet

when a mini-wormhole opened up next to me.

I could see on through to the other side

Kip was looking back and he was waving Hi!

The hole exposed my naked singularity

so I sewed it back up with some Super Strings!

Let's do the time warp with Kip!



You don't need a space ship!

Or go faster than light!

To take a time trip with Kip!

All you need is Einstein!

You'll remember your future!

Riding on a closed time-time curve!

Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!

Let's do the Time Warp with Kip!