Hip, hop, hoop . . . oh ho ah ha !

Hip, hop, hoop . . . oh ho ah ha !



Hip, I didn't know lips could kiss, ( Hip hip )

Hup I didn't know wives could flirt, ( Hup hup )

Hoop, I didn't know girls could be like "Tina Marie"



( Hoop hoop ) Hip I didn't know I could sing, ( Hip hip )

Like a penny boat in a gale . . .

What she's doin' will be the ruin of me.



( Oh ho ha ha )

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha!

You sweet little schemer,

Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie )

Oh what you do,

Your brand of voo do's too much for me . . .



Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha!

Oh how I dream of stealin' your charms,

I'm gonna marry us,

Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . .



( Oh ho ha ha )

Hip, I used to be a good time Joe, ( Hip hip )

Kiss a gal and just let her go, ( go go )

Hoop, I really was dealin' free till a Tina Marie . . .



Mister Cupid you stacked the deck,

Why'd you throw me a queen by heck . . .

Now she's braggin' she's fixed my wagon for me . . .



( Oh ho ah ha )

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha!

You sweet little schemer,

Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie )

Oh what you do,

Your brand of voo do's too much for me . . .



Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha!

Ho, Ho, how I dream of stealin' your charms,

I'm gonna marry us,

Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . .



( Ho, Ho ) Hip, she tells me to jump, an' I jump, ( Jump, jump! )

Hoop, she tells me to dance, an' I dance,

Gotta listen or get no kissin' from "Tina Marie"

( Hip hip! ) Hip, she really did clip my wings,

( Clip, clip! ) Hoop, I'm lookin' at weddin' rings,

Is it human the things she's doin' to me? ( Ho, Ho. Ah Ha! )



Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha!

Oh Ho, how I dream of stealin' your charms,

I'm gonna marry us,

Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . .



Off in my arms . . .

Oh Ho! Ha Ha!

Tina Marie!



Words and Music by Bob Merrill