THE TINKER



I am the bravest tinker that lives beneath the sun

If you have any work to do, you shall have it well done

Yes indeed you shall, don't you know you shall

To my right falooral laddie, yes, indeed you shall



The lady came to the door and asked me could I stop

And could I mend a rusty pan that never held a drop

Yes indeed I can, don't you know I can

To my right falooral laddie, yes, indeed I can



She took me up the stairs for to show me what to do

She fell on the featherbed and I fell on it too

Yes indeed I did, don't you know I did

To my right falooral laddie, yes, indeed I did



I put my hammer in her hand that with it she might knock

To make her husband to believe that I was at my work

Yes indeed I was, don't you know I was

To my right falooral laddie, yes, indeed I was



She put her hand into her purse and pulled out twenty pound

Take this me jolly tinker and we'll have another round

Yes indeed we will, don't you know we will

To my right falooral laddie, yes, indeed we will



Oh, I plugged her in the kitchen, I plugged her in the hall

And the servants cried, The Devil, are you going to plug us all

Oh indeed I'm not, don't you know I'm not

To my right falooral laddie, no, indeed I'm not



Well, I've been a jolly tinker these thirty years and more

But such a rusty pan as that I never plugged before

No indeed I didn't, don't you know I didn't

To my right falooral laddie, no, indeed I didn't



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