On every corner there's a man in a red suit

singing ho, ho, ho, (ho, ho)

I don't think any of them really could be Santa

but how am I gonna know?



I saw a Santa and his woman on a Harley

riding really slow - so slow

She's wearing fishnets and a pair of fur trimmed hot pants

I hope it doesn't snow!



Everywhere I go I'm seeing

too many Santas - they're makin' info-mercials

too many Santas - Yes, Virginia

too many Santas - and not enough Christmas

too many Santas



Some guy in a padded costume at the office party

was trying to hit on my wife - uh oh!

I grabbed his hat and beard and threw them in the fire

Hey Santa, get a life



Oops, the fat man was my supervisor

too many Santas - I'm working double shifts now

too many Santas - slinging burgers

too many Santas - and not enough Christmas

too many Santas



Too many Santas - they're pillow packing posers

too many Santas - for Coca-Cola

too many Santas - and not enough Christmas

too many Santas