Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek

Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in



Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked

Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in



Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone,

Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in



Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war

Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in



Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks

Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in



Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked

Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in



Too much monkey business, too much monkey business,

Too much monkey business, too much monkey business,

Too much monkey business, too much monkey business