Yeah I'm Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool

Got the twelve o'clock news blues

And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps

And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?



Well, I'm so tired of losing - I got nothin to do and all day to do it

Well, I go out cruisin' but I've no place to go and all night to get there

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?

Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

Is it any wonder I've got



Too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity

I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard there can be such a calamity

I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, (it's tick tick tick tick tickin away)

too much time on my hands (Now I don't know what to do, I say)

Too much time on my hands



Too much time on my hands,Too much time on my hands,Too much time on my hands



Now, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world's problems

Without even tryin'

I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends

That is, as long as I'm buyin'

Is it any wonder I'm not the president?

Is it any wonder I'm null and void?

Is it any wonder I've got



Too much time on my hands, he's ticking away with my sanity

I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard there can be such a calamity

I've got too much time on my hands and he's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, (tick tick tick tick tickin' away)

too much time on my hands (And I don't know what to do with myself)

Too much time on my hands (Mmmmm)

Too much time on my hands (Tick tick tickin' away)

Too much time on my hands (Mmmmm)

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my